Cancer Quote by Jimmy Carr

I had just finished playing a doctor in Doctors' and I had had to tell somebody that they had cancer. In that moment I…

— Christopher Timothy

“I told a friend I write books. He put his hand on my shoulder and his eyes drooped. We both looked at our shoes…

— Boone Mortensen

“It seems as though if I cured cancer and won a Nobel Prize someone would say, “Sure, cancer sucks and I’m glad there’s a…

— Gabourey Sidibe

Cancer's like the ultimate excuse. Who's gonna say, 'Oh, no, you have to show up for this one?' 'Hey, I got cancer. I can't…

— Melissa Etheridge

“Two beds down, a woman was with her husband who had just come out of surgery. All she talked about for half an hour…

— Hendrik Groen

“My father was a doctor,' she says, 'a very kind man. He died in the early '70s, relatively young.' She taps the cigarette packet…

— Anna Funder

“We had a big Cancer Team Meeting a couple days later. Every so often, a bunch of doctors and social workers and physical therapists…

— John Green

“She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer surgeon to walk into the examination…

— John Green

“I think my school friends wanted to help me through cancer, but they eventually found out that they couldn't. For one thing, there was…

— John Green

“I am committing suicide by cigarette,” I replied. She thought that was reasonably funny. I didn’t. I thought it was hideous that I should…

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“Your organs are all failing, but your cancer...well, your cancer is doing great.”

— Al Sarrantonio

My job is writing. I get paid to do it. When was the last time you heard someone challenge a doctor for making money…

— Joyce Maynard