"Actually, the reason I look like this is……" — Jim Gaffigan
"Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John."
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99 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan has 99 quotes on this site.
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Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great…
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
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There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your…
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
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Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how…
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get…
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If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
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More Elton Quotes
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one of 52 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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GN'R was five guys who were all into different things. I liked pop and disco, Izzy was into New York…
— Steven Adler
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I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus'…
— Ron Ben-Israel
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When it comes to the stage, I can't help but be inspired by people like George Clinton, Elton John and…
— Cee Lo Green
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Rod Stewart, Elton John and I were going to form a band called Hair, Nose & Teeth after the three…
— Freddie Mercury
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Elton John's opinion turned the label's opinion around, all in a day.
— Barry White
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I've always wanted to marry Elton John.
— Barry Manilow
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I won't apologize for ticket prices. I think we're well worth it. We consider ourselves in the elite touring acts,…
— Glenn Frey
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Bring me the head of Elton John . . . which is one instance in which meat would not be…
— Steven Morrissey
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I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself
— Joe Royle
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What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as…
— Alan Carr
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If Elton John and Madonna had a baby it would be Lady Gaga.
— Jon Bon Jovi
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You'd have thought they'd have been on about Sir Elton John, and the fantastic goals David has scored which have…
— Victoria Beckham
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