Humor Quote by Jen Lancaster

“He wore his hair in a way that suggested he'd just rolled out of bed after thrashing all night. In an earlier decade, your…

— Marshall Thornton

“And his hair was free, no ponytail, no braid, the long thickness of it waved and curled down his back, over his shoulders and…

— Kristen Ashley

AUSTIN AFTER HE DIED HIS HAIR

— Austin

“I can just imagine what the humidity has done to my hair. I'm going to meet your family looking like a poodle with a…

— Kelley Armstrong

“A breeze had arisen and trailed faintly through the house like a sick woman in a long dressing gown, and with it the odor…

— Christina Stead

“As we stepped outside, the first thing I noticed was the heavy humidity. The temperature had to be in the eighties, which was fitting…

— Elle Vanzandt

“Suddenly, she emitted a loud, long fart, like air escaping a beach ball, exhaust pipe of a Model T, tire-inflating hose at the service…

— Dennis Vickers

“I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!?”

— Jonas Eriksson

“And that goddamned bald guy from The Weather Channel was in New Orleans. Everyone knew that the guy only went to the place that…

— S.E. Jakes

“The air tasted just the same, smelled just the same. The wind making my hair feel sticky, the salty sea breeze, all of it…

— Jenny Han

“Beautiful?” “Very,” Flynn said. “Well, you will be when I fix that mop. What’d you do? Dry your hair with the mixer by mistake?”…

— Nancy Naigle

“The fireworks continued to burn and spread all over the school that afternoon. Though they caused plenty of disruption, the other teachers did not…

— J.K. Rowling