Church Quote by James Patterson

“Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church.”

— James Patterson

“This was gonna go over like a fart in church.”

— Jennifer L. Hart

“It’s like a fart in church.”

— Margaret Atwood

“Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.”

— Jody Gehrman

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as…

— Diary Wimpy

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“Oh, that was smooth. I'm as subtle as a fart.”

— Barry Lyga

“The entire room exploded into applause, even a few whistles. I shook my after he kissed my forehead, and then stood up to take…

— Jamie McGuire

“The tension between her lack of control and her attempt to suppress it is horrible. It's like a fart in church.”

— Margaret Atwood

“Then he lost all coherence and began a hysterical giggle, compounded with a slight twitch and very pronounced emission of saliva from his mouth.…

— Frederick Exley

“She asked if I found what she was telling me very exciting, and I managed to yelp out “very” while yawning.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Hey, it's not like we were together for a hundred years or anything." He tapped his fingernail against his teeth and sucked in a…

— Dana Marie Bell