Quote by James Dawson

“He'll just track us down and follow us and then he'll kill Carrot!" "Why?" "Because Carrot's mine!”

— Terry Pratchett

“All carrots dissapear one day, and so nature goes.”

— Monaristw

“See, that's what I like about you, Carrots You're not fussy.”

— Cynthia Hand

“If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eaters. Baby carrots.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sometimes Carrot sounded like a civics essay written by a stunned choirboy.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a carrot. A big, long carrot.”

— K.A. Mitchell

“Hey, Carrots," he says.”

— Cynthia Hand

“Potato will always surpass you but you never know if carrot will surpass you”

— Legendary Potato

“Sure I arn't a cabbage, that if you pull it out of the ground it must die.”

— William Godwin

“a fresh carrot from the garden has a complex flavor that is lost after a few days in transit.”

— Ed Cyzewski

“Carrot started to clap. It wasn't the clap used by middlings to encourage underlings to applaud overlings. It had genuine enthusiasm behind it which…

— Terry Pratchett

“A: It was made from 24 carrots!”

— Uncle Amon