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“Can't see." "Just as well. No reason for you to know what we look like naked together. Frankly, I'm traumatised enough for the both of us.” quote by J.R.Ward — Download Open image

““Can't see." "Just as well. No reason for you to know what we look like naked together. Frankly, I'm traumatised enough for the both of us.””

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