Ascanio Quote by Ilona Andrews Download Open image ““I take back what I said about the donkey,’’ Ascanio said. ‘’She’s awesome”” — Ilona Andrews ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ascanio Cuddles
“Damn it all. "Ascanio!" The bouda sauntered forward, a picture of pure innocence on his face. "What the hell are you doing?" I growled. He pulled on a disarming smile like a shield. "Following you." "Why?" "Because." So help me God, I would brain him with something heavy in a minute. "Because why?" "I wanted to come. It's too dangerous… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
“I wish we had a donkey. The thing would be for us all to come on donkeys, Jane, Miss Bates, and me--and my caro sposo walking by. I really must talk to him about purchasing a donkey. In a country life I conceive it to be a sort of necessary; for, let a woman have ever so many resources, it… — Jane Austen Copy Share
“What the hell is this?” Desandra asked “This is Cuddles. She's a mammoth donkey.” Derek grinned, leaning on the fence. “Do you have any… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Well your horse wound up being a donkey. Time to put his ass where it belongs—outside.” — Corinne Michaels Copy Share Image
“I rode out of the stables on top of an eight-foot-tall donkey that looked like she had robbed a Holstein cow and was now… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I stepped out of the circle of his arms with reluctance and patted him on his butt. “That’ll do, donkey,” I said, in my… — H.D. Gordon Copy Share Image
“as a copy she was not a very good copy. There were differences. She was not one of His best efforts. There is a… — Elaine Morgan Copy Share Image
“Did he kill Grandmother?” I whispered. “Don’t be ridiculous,” Erra’s voice said in my ear. “She is already dead. Besides, your grandmother was the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hit her with his best smile. Her eyes widened. She took a deep breath. 'Oh no, not that seductive face. I'm overcome with… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Because he doesn’t want me talking to my grandmother.” Barabas looked at Curran. Curran shrugged. “It’s a family thing. Sometimes your father puts your… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Ascanio..." "Yes, Consort?" "I think you misunderstand the whole nature of what it means to be an employee. We have a job to do;… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Okay, pull me up." The rope didn't move. "Ascanio?" What was it now? Did he see a butterfly and get distracted? The rope slid… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Desandra shrugged her shoulders. "Hey, Kate? Have you thought of walking up to Hugh and telling him that he's got the biggest dick ever?"… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns. How do you know he is a sex fiend? He is fifteen and he's a… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You can’t blame me,” Ascanio said. “Anybody in my place would be concerned. You don’t even have a proper horse. You’re riding a mutant… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Because that's what it would catch in the wild, a boar, right? I can't wait to see a pack of bunnycats take down a… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Where is the bane of my existence?" "In the shower, freshening up." Damn it all to hell. "Oh God, who did Ascanio screw now?"… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Quick, Derek, it's your chance to shine," Ascanio said. Derek gave him a withering look. "Desandra is a mother, Robert is married, Kate's affianced,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Say 'pop.'" "Pop?" "That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I've been assigned to bodyguard you." You've got to be kidding me. Derek snorted. Ascanio pretended not to hear it. "The Beast Lord spoke… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Sit your ass down, Don Juanabe," Derek said. "Don Juanabe?" Ascanio pulled out his swords. "Don Juan Wannabe," Derek explained. "See I shortened it.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
