“Ascanio..." "Yes, Consort?" "I think you misunderstand the whole nature of what it means to be an employee. We have a job… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Okay, pull me up." The rope didn't move. "Ascanio?" What was it now? Did he see a butterfly and get distracted? The… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Desandra shrugged her shoulders. "Hey, Kate? Have you thought of walking up to Hugh and telling him that he's got the biggest… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns. How do you know he is a sex fiend? He is fifteen and… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I take back what I said about the donkey,’’ Ascanio said. ‘’She’s awesome” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You can’t blame me,” Ascanio said. “Anybody in my place would be concerned. You don’t even have a proper horse. You’re riding… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Because that's what it would catch in the wild, a boar, right? I can't wait to see a pack of bunnycats take… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Where is the bane of my existence?" "In the shower, freshening up." Damn it all to hell. "Oh God, who did Ascanio… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Quick, Derek, it's your chance to shine," Ascanio said. Derek gave him a withering look. "Desandra is a mother, Robert is married,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Say 'pop.'" "Pop?" "That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I've been assigned to bodyguard you." You've got to be kidding me. Derek snorted. Ascanio pretended not to hear it. "The Beast… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Sit your ass down, Don Juanabe," Derek said. "Don Juanabe?" Ascanio pulled out his swords. "Don Juan Wannabe," Derek explained. "See I… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
