Bears Quote by Ilona Andrews

“Shut up. How was I supposed to know two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?”

— Ilona Andrews

“would not feel me between your teeth. Come, take these two wicked girls, they are tender morsels for you, fat as young quails; for…

— Jacob Grimm

“Hey!” he yelled at the bear. “Hey you dumb stupid bastard! Why don’t you come suck on my dick!”

— Ryan Seek

“And there was nothing quite like the surprise attack of a snarling black bear, even one missing all forty-two teeth, to urge someone back…

— Cole Alpaugh

“There are no bears on the island.” “Really, are you sure because I was hiking with my Dad and I’m sure I saw one?…

— Tracy Brogan

“Struck dumb by love among the walruses And whales, the off-white polar bear with stuffing Missing, the mastodons like muddy buses, I sniff the…

— L.E. Sissman

“Bears are often vicious animals. I’m not too worried, however, since pretending to be dead is your best defense against them. It’s how I’ve…

— Logan Ryan Smith

“When it comes to ‘poking the bear,’ the length of my stick will never be long enough to outrun the consequences of either the…

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Their mother, twice the size of a hippo and with an uglier face to boot, shoots me the ‘I’ll do anything to protect my…

— Harmon Cooper

Yo, I'm fucking Goldilocks up in the forest. In the three bear house eating their mothafuckin' porridge.

— Tyler The Creator

“Was that you, Pooky Bear?”

— Susan Ee

“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die, of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. I…

— Bill Bryson