Goldilocks Quotes

“Carry me back to land, Goldilocks, or cry havoc and let loose the slithering Dobermans of war!”

— Jennifer Fales

“Shut up. How was I supposed to know two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?”

— Ilona Andrews

The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it's chocolate pudding, right?

— Mo Willems

She always set three alarms for fear that the first employees to arrive would discover her sleeping - a Goldilocks without her…

— Billie Letts

The Goldilocks Enigma is the idea that everything in the universe is just right for life, like the porridge in the fairy…

— Paul Davies

How was I supposed to know that you let two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?" "Ah, yes, that mouth. I missed it.…

— Ilona Andrews

“We use the en dash when we want to express a range of values: Goldilocks will only sleep on Egyptian cotton sheets…

— Jenny Baranick

It's like what you might call Goldilocks' dilemma in the old fairy tale. Young men see women as "less than" or "better…

— Michael Kimmel

Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'" I stared at him, shocked. The smile widened. "You will…

— Ilona Andrews

Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and…

— Bill Watterson

What do they say about meeting a bear in the woods? Oh right, you shouldn't. And to make sure you don't, you…

— Charles de Lint

“It's my latest," Goldy concluded, "my best, and the one which the New York Times recently described as 'thrilling, sad, heartbreaking' and…

— Ellen Datlow & Terri Windling

Goldilocks [There] lived a family of bearstogether anthropomorphically in a little cottage as a nuclear family. They were very sorry about this,…

— James Finn Garner