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How was I supposed to know that you let two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?" "Ah, yes, that mouth. I missed it. All mine…

— Ilona Andrews

“Shut up. How was I supposed to know two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?”

— Ilona Andrews

Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the…

— Bill Watterson

Nigga, I'm Santa Claus; where the FUCK the milk and cookies?

— Santa Claus

“We are Bears, We are not afraid of the Dark and Dangerous Woods!!! From my New Storybook Where's the Soda Tub? Featuring New Toy…

— Migdalia Torres

What do they say about meeting a bear in the woods? Oh right, you shouldn't. And to make sure you don't, you should make…

— Charles de Lint

I am a gummy bear fanatic.

— Tamron Hall

“Does a bear shit in the woods?”

— Dana Marie Bell

“across the snow into the forest. Henceforth the bear came every evening at the same time, laid himself down by the hearth, and let…

— Jacob Grimm

Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home." I snapped the phone shut and placed…

— Stephenie Meyer

“Some people are as frustrated as a three-headed woodpecker in a petrified forest.”

— T.F. Tenney

“Struck dumb by love among the walruses And whales, the off-white polar bear with stuffing Missing, the mastodons like muddy buses, I sniff the…

— L.E. Sissman