Funny Quote by Howard Stern Download Open image “I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.” — Howard Stern ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Pissed off
The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Take it from me because I learned the hard way: circumcisions are best left to professionals. — Mark Hoppus Copy Share Image
As a Jew and a psychologist, I understand the stress that religious communities feel in connection with questioning of circumcision... I raise these questions… — Ronald Goldman Copy Share Image
Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision. — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It is hard for a woman with whom an uncircumcised man has had sexual intercourse to separate from him. In my opinion this is… — Maimonides Copy Share Image
If you want to become an Islamic radical and have yourself circumcised, I invite you to come to Moscow... I would recommend that he… — Vladimir Putin Copy Share Image
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience. — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do. — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
