Circumcised Quotes

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

— Howard Stern

I took by the throat the circumcised dog, and smote him, thus.

— Othello

When they circumcised Herbert Samuel they threw away the wrong bit

— David Lloyd George

And as the circumcised in the flesh, and not in the heart, have no part in God's good promises; even so they…

— William Tyndale

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

— Jim Gaffigan

“circumcised him because of the Jews which were in those quarters: for they knew all that his father was a Greek.”

— Anonymous

“Poor Mary. They married her to Jesus, and Jesus is an asexual circumcised revolutionary. What future is there to be had in…

— Rawi Hage

“I’m circumcised, washed, and all one color. There is no fifty shades of peen going on down there.”

— Skyla Madi

I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off…

— Howard Stern

“I just got circumcised, and to help the homeless, I’m going to make a tent out of my foreskin. But right now…

— Jarod Kintz

Even before the kids are born, you've go to make these decisions. If it's a boy, do we get him circumcised? If…

— Greg Giraldo

“That's new.” His gaze was hot and fierce. “My cock? I'm fairly certain it's always been there.” His grin flashed briefly. “No…

— Belinda McBride

“Fucking hell, Jude. You can see how cold my nipples are in this, and these black jeans are so tight that if…

— Lily Morton

And Abraham took Ishmael his son, and all that were born in his house, and all that were bought with his money,…

— Bible

If you want to become an Islamic radical and have yourself circumcised, I invite you to come to Moscow... I would recommend…

— Vladimir Putin

“Well, Josh McMillan, you've messed with the wrong person. I'm a divorce attorney, and I specialize in digging up shit on people.…

— Denise Grover Swank

THINGS A WONMAN SHOULD NOT SAY TO A NAKED MAN (Unless he deserves it...) ~ Oh, it's so cute. ~ I'm so…

— Kent Makenzie

“Circumcision remains prevalent in the United States, though varying greatly by region, ranging from about 40 percent of newborns circumcised in western…

— Christopher Ryan

Ok I am willing to get Circumcised. The surgical removal of the foreskin from my penis, if that is what it will…

— Glen Rambharack