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Smiley face Quote by Kent Makenzie

“THINGS A WONMAN SHOULD NOT SAY TO A NAKED MAN (Unless he deserves it...) ~ Oh, it's so cute. ~ I'm so sorry. ~ I've smoked joints fatter than that. ~ Who circumcised you? ~ Why don't we just cuddle? ~ You know they have surgery to fix that. ~ You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. ~ Can I…” quote by Kent Makenzie
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“THINGS A WONMAN SHOULD NOT SAY TO A NAKED MAN (Unless he deserves it...) ~ Oh, it's so cute. ~ I'm so sorry. ~ I've smoked joints fatter than that. ~ Who circumcised you? ~ Why don't we just cuddle? ~ You know they have surgery to fix that. ~ You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. ~ Can I paint a smiley face on that? ~ Wow, and your feet are so big. ~ My last boyfriend was 4”

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