Marriage Quote by Helen Rowland

When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that's mad.

— Nikhil Saluja

A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

— Jean Rostand

People only get married when they've no other option, out of panic or desperation or so as not to lose someone they couldn't bear…

— Javier Marías

The mark of a good marriage is when only one of you goes crazy at a time!

— Heinz Kohut

A marriage is like a long trip in a tiny row boat: if one passenger starts to rock the boat, the other has to…

— David Reuben

Some situations are so hopeless when you look at them from the outside you say, Why are they still married?

— Eric Braeden

In a successful marriage, there is no such thing as one's way. There is only the way of both, only the bumpy, dusty, difficult,…

— Phyllis McGinley

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw…

— Dave Barry

“The best part of being married is that now when we walk down the street, people won't just see two guys and a kid,…

— Patricia A. Gozemba

Marriage is a case of two people agreeing to change each other's habits.

— Vikrant Parsai

I've been married to two mad, bad, dangerous-to-know men and it was good.

— Sheila Hancock

A bad marriage is like an electrical thrilling machine: it makes you dance, but you can't let go.

— Ambrose Bierce