Life Quote by Heather Burch

“In the meantime, I tried my best to acclimate to my new life in the middle of nowhere. I had to get used to…

— Ree Drummond

“How many times do I have to tell someone I don’t eat sushi before they will accept it and allow both of us to…

— Sarah Knight

“Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Actually, I wish you were a chef. Then I'd get something out of this relationship.”

— Wesley Chu

“Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy!”

— Twitter

“Life is like a pizza. It is good to eat. You better share your pizza with me. You greedy Piggy slob.”

— Jim Benton

“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Somehow the idyllic existence I envisioned never quite came to pass, but aside from the occasional culinary disaster, my marriage wasn't bad.”

— Alexandra Bogdanovic

“Life is a feast, but it’s only the food you ingest that may nourish you.”

— Anonymous

“You know how you have a good meal and you got gravy left on the plate. The gravy was so good that you don’t…

— Erin Jamison

“The pair of us are like salt and sugar: such different flavors, but so close in every other way you could never sort us…

— Sarah Miller

“But you’re the best cook ever, and I’m the best eater ever. We’re perfect for each other. Tank pouted.”

— Lynn Hagen