Humour Quote by Hailey Abbott

“I think I need a bigger mouth. More alcohol would fit in it.”

— Penelope Douglas

“Either he's shaken by something or he's falling off the wagon hard and fast. Great. Just my luck to be partnered with an alcoholic…

— Susan Ee

“I drink in his wholeness, the soundness of his body and mind. It runs through me like the morphling they give me in the…

— Suzanne Collins

“Even the most sober of us is liable to have his head turned by success.”

— Agatha Christie

“He was still so beautiful, though I recognized the signs of a hard struggle with alcohol and drugs. He was thinner than I remembered,…

— Kristan Higgins

“Aside from these infrequent outbursts he possesses the gentle demeanor that sometimes trails the newly sober, that deep acceptance that comes with realizing how…

— Nick Flynn

“It's a pity he cannot kill himself with drink.”

— Emily Brontë

“Now that part of his head which nature designed for the reservoir of drink being very shallow, a small quantity of liquor overflowed it…

— Henry Fielding

“You and alcohol just don’t go well together. It’s like me and your blood...we lose control too quickly.”

— Joanna Mazurkiewicz

“Standing at the bar, he watched the bartender pour another shot. He downed it in a single gulp. The alcohol scalded his oesophagus and…

— Linda Castillo

“His touch is more intoxicating than any kind and combination of alcohol...”

— Kiran Joshi

“If it’s any reassurance, after what he’s drunk today, I don’t think he could even raise a smile, let alone anything else.”

— Jodi Taylor