Cop Quote by Greg Giraldo

If I'm a criminal, and I'm confronted with a 7-foot tall cop and an albino cop, I'm gonna be so lost, I'm spilling my…

— Joelle Carter

If you make the thief the policeman there will be lots of investigation but no arrests will ever be made.

— Ramana Maharshi

If I see a police officer behind me, and I can pull over into, like, a shopping center or something, I do it.

— Charlamagne tha God

If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal use.'

— Alec Straub

The last thing a real cop wants to do is write a ticket. That's the truth.

— Manny Montana

If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit…

— Anonymous

If a cop sees a person running out of a store with a gun he's seeing a crime. He's not seeing a person standing.

— Al Sharpton

I'd just like to know what a cop WOULD have to do to get indicted - and what good are cop cameras since Eric…

— Bill Maher

One of the things cops learn first is that everyone lies. Some people to hide things, some people just for the hell of it,…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“In any case where there is no apparent suspect, the crime lab will produce no valuable evidence. In those cases where a suspect has…

— David Simon

Most investigators don't even know what the word means. You stop the cops from using informants and the only crimes they'd ever solve would…

— Andrew Vachss

If you go into a bar or restaurant with a cop, the first thing he does is he'll stand in the entrance, and he'll…

— Peter James