Always Quote by Greg Behrendt

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

— Elayne Boosler

I didn't want to be a comedian. I was just funny. I jumped on stage and found out I was good at it.

— Eddie Griffin

I was never funny. There were funny people I was around, but I wasn't a funny guy. I was dead serious about everything. I…

— Deon Cole

I really wanted to, but I just didn't understand how people became comedians. I kind of thought it was something you were born into.…

— Tig Notaro

I'm not very funny in real life. I used to want to be a comedian when I was 13, 14, 15, till I saw…

— Gene Wilder

I was very young, and I kind of decided I wanted to do comedy. My parents were musicians, so we traveled on a tour…

— Trevor Moore

I came from a very different sort of background and pedigree from the people who were on "The Daily Show". I was an actor.…

— Aasif Mandvi

I always wanted to be a comedian, even when I was a little kid. I had a funny father who was in the news…

— Bill Maher

I was a precocious only child, and then I went through a fat, awkward stage for several years, so I learned to fall back…

— Ari Graynor

Honestly, I never really thought I'd be a comedian. But I did take an aptitude test in seventh grade - and this is 100…

— Michelle Wolf

Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.

— Andrew Stanton

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying…

— Jerry Seinfeld