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“Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless someone asked me, What are you doing this weekend?” quote by Green Monk — Download Open image

“Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless someone asked me, What are you doing this weekend?”

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I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door.

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Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

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The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time. ... Substance abusing writers are just substance abusers — common garden variety drunks and druggies, in other words. Any claims that the drugs and alcohol are necessary to dull a finer sensibility are just the usual self-serving bullshit. I've…

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

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When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this. I didn't go, 'Then I'm going to go out and get drunk, come back strangle my wife and wake up in jail on charges of attempted murder,' but that's what happened. I'm not telling people what to do.…

I'm the definition of half man, half drugs.

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Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day sun.

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I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

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It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away.

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Cocaine eyes won't hide your face.

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No time for drug addiction, no time for smoke or booze. Too strong for a shortened life span, I've got no time to lose.

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I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

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