Alzheimer Quote by Gilbert Gottfried

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening…

— Alan Moore

A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can…

— Frank Carson

A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor…

— Frank Carson

“I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world.…

— Alan Moore

I had just finished playing a doctor in Doctors' and I had had to tell somebody that they had cancer. In that moment I…

— Christopher Timothy

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

— Henny Youngman

“He saw the true face of the 20th century and chose to become a reflection, a parody of it. No one else saw the…

— Alan Moore

The doctor said that every man will have cancer if he lives to be old enough. I don't know why I got it -…

— Ray Price

A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been…

— Tommy Cooper

“We call a cancer bad, they would say, because it kills a man; but you might just as well call a successful surgeon bad…

— C. S. Lewis

I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.

— Joan Rivers

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.'…

— Tommy Cooper