Ninety Quote by George Burns Download Open image “Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” — George Burns ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Age Ninety Ninety Ninety Like Shoot Shoot Pool
Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out. — Harold Robbins Copy Share Image
“You know, sex at seventy-six is getting very dangerous for my health ... since I live at seventy-nine!” — Kensington Gore Copy Share Image
I'll keep having sex until I'm 100. I have three girlfriends, a TV show and a hugely popular men's magazine. — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
Everyone should live to be 92 years old, have an orgasm and drop dead. — Jon Carroll Copy Share Image
“Sex in the twenties is like a helicopter raring to take off vertically, but twenty years later, it is like a vintage plane roaring… — Rajuda Copy Share Image
Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips. — Paul Daniels Copy Share Image
“Sex with a married woman ten years his senior was stress free and fulfilling, because it couldn't lead to anything” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. — George Burns Copy Share Image
What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the… — George Burns Copy Share Image
If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles. — George Burns Copy Share Image
By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and… — George Burns Copy Share Image
I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Ninety-eight percent of the things that come out of my mouth are intended to be harmless or even charming. They're not ever intended to… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
You can’t bake a cake without getting the kitchen messy. Halfway through surgery it looks like there’s been a murder in the operating room.… — Price Pritchett Copy Share Image
Ninety percent of all human wisdom is the ability to mind your own business. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Ninety nine per cent of the time, for anyone who wins or makes money, it makes them happy. — Brian Blessed Copy Share Image
“He could not even kid himself that everything had not been up front, because it had been. And he hadn’t even done it alone.… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I had thought that growing up's consolation was that you could escape from the arbitrariness of things, that somehow one acquired more control. Now… — Janice Galloway Copy Share Image
Passion gives you an advantage over others, because one person with passion is greater than ninety-nine who have only an interest! — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
So what if I'm ninety-three? So what if I'm ancient and cranky and my body's a wreck? If they're willing to accept me and… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
At seventy-three I learned a little about the real structure of animals, plants, birds, fishes and insects. Consequently when I am eighty I'll have… — Hokusai Copy Share Image
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
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