Aces Quote by Eugene Mirman Download Open image “You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley?” — Eugene Mirman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ace Frehley Aces Drunk Know how Knows Regret Sometimes
I have often regretted what I have eaten, but never what I have drunk. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When was the last time you woke up and wished you'd had just one more drink the night before? I have never regretted not… — Meredith Bell Copy Share Image
And some of your elders remember pleasures with regret like wrongs committed in drunkenness. But regret is the beclouding of the mind and not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never forget what someone who is drunk says to you because drunk words are sober thoughts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes things come out of your mouth that you regret later on. Or no, not regret. You say something so razor-sharp that the person… — Herman Koch Copy Share Image
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Jackana Copy Share Image
I drink to remember I smoke to forget / Some things to be proud of, some stuff to regret. — Jake Bugg Copy Share Image
Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things that have happened to me, they're not darkly or as deeply personal… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I don't know what it would be like to actually play guitar. I've toured with a lot of comedians and it's never been like… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would be someone being funny, and sometimes it was a crazy man with… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
One of the best things I found out about Detroit is that bears have started returning to the city. When bears are gentrifying your… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“This book is a guide to living life the right way, like the Bible is for crazies and weak people (JK, bro), this book… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions?… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you dislike or feel uncomfortable around, don't be passive, be proactive. Do not… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences? — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
For a short period of time, I was like, I have these jokes and if people get them, they get them. And then eventually,… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Here's the point - and Jonah Goldberg reminds us of this. He wrote a blog post that was titled "The MacGuffinization of American Politics."… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
A top World War II ace once said that fighter pilots fall into two broad categories: those who go out to kill and those… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I'm an ace?' Will grinned. 'I'm flattered Halt, flattered. I had no idea you regarded me so highly.' Halt gave him a long-suffering… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
I'm definitely playing next year. That's my ace in the hole. It's a little hard to sit back and watch the guys [this season],… — Tedy Bruschi Copy Share Image
I'm tryin' to build myself bigger than just Ace Hood, I'm tryin' to build myself as a bigger brand - open up clothing lines,… — Ace Hood Copy Share Image
Thanks for the memory Of lingerie with lace, Pilsner by the case And how I jumped the day you trumped my one-and-only ace How… — Leo Robin Copy Share Image
There's always a villain in every book, in every movie. In every story you have the hero and what he wants, and that is… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
My dresser and I have the hots for the new rugby ace Danny Cipriani. We have a shrine in my dressing room - press… — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever I made… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
There are two thoughts that will ensure success in all you do; (1) Don't tell everything you know, and (2) until Ace Ventura, no… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Behold me waiting—waiting for the knife.... The thick, sweet mystery of chloroform, The drunken dark, the little death-in-life.... [F]ace to face with chance, I… — William Ernest Henley Copy Share Image