Airports Quote by Eugene Mirman

I love the airport because you are forced to, if not interact, at least share shoulders with all types of people.

— Quinta Brunson

I always think it's kind of fun to get to the airport early, check in, and then go and have a meal before getting…

— Art Malik

Always arrive in plenty of time so that when you step on the train or sit down in the plane you're relaxed, not hassled.

— Vera Lynn

I'm a spa person. Massages keep me relaxed, so I always try to make time for them when I tour.

— Stefon Harris

There's no point being at the airport longer than needed.

— Gillian Tans

I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or six hours early so I can throw back a few drinks and…

— Bob Newhart

Wherever I travel, I always head for a drink at the hotel bar as soon as I arrive. Not only is it a great…

— Rande Gerber

When I'm abroad it's almost like I'm in a transit lounge. I'm only comfortable when I know the date of departure.

— John Kani

A good massage is absolute heaven. I usually fall asleep on the massage table.

— Fearne Cotton

I don't miss going to airports and hanging out in hotel rooms.

— Bun E. Carlos

With me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5…

— Gilbert Gottfried

The last really expensive trip we took was so uncomfortable. It's so lazy. I want somebody to give me a great $30 massage as…

— Josh Brolin