Thai food Quote by Eric Cartman

“I hate the phrase “Shit or get off the pot,” because I rarely cook with feces.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Don’t crap where you eat”

— Barry Lyga

“you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.”

— Wavy Gravy

“If you put the wrong foods in your body, you are contaminated and dirty and your stomach swells. Then the voice says, Why did…

— Bethany Pierce

“So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.”

— Nenia Campbell

“Flushed with the explosive shit of a sumo wrestler who ate Mexican food.”

— Hillary Frank

“don’t chew through anything that doesn’t have food in it, stay off my face, and don’t shit on my gear.”

— David Miller

“A coprophage calls for a plate, shits on it and eats the shit, exclaiming, "Mmmm, that's my rich substance.”

— William S. Burroughs

“I'm having a cheeseburger," Anna said. "With fries smothered in vinegar and salt." "I told you I wouldn't kiss you again. You don't have…

— Shannon Stacey

“And I was all, "Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry." (You have…

— Christopher Moore

“You're so fucking disgusting. Where do you come up with this crap?”

— C.M. Stunich

“Sometimes the worst-tasting crap is the best for you.”

— Michael Harmon