Quote by Eoin Colfer Download Open image ““Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget.”” — Eoin Colfer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Horse: Fuckin' knight in shining armor. Might wanna trade your bike in for a pretty pink unicorn to ride, seein' as you're such a… — Joanna Wylde Copy Share Image
“it's not a unicorn, it's a horse with a sword on its head that protects my hopes and dreams” — John Dorian- scrubs Copy Share Image
“The hero. The unicorn that turned out to be just a horse with a deformity on its head.” — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“Perhaps unicorns once made perfect sense and then we simply forgot.” — Chris Lavers Copy Share Image
“Okay," I said slowly, "but what the hell would you mate a horse with to get a unicorn, because I don't see horses and… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
“I think that if you have a horse, pegasus, qilin, or unicorn, you should sit on it! You should stroke its hair, whisper in… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“I’m coming to talk sense into you. Unicorn dicks don’t come along every day, sweet cheeks. You need to quit freaking out and get… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“I swallow and stare and swallow again, because dear, sweet Jesus riding a unicorn, he's perfect.” — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“jack laughed at my attempts to avoid being felt up by a mythical beast. "Apparently you're a virgin." "Shut up!Like that's any of your… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“You only had to see a unicorn lay open the side of a centaur once, the ribcage flashing white when the ripped skin flopped… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
