Bruises Quote by Ellen DeGeneres Download Open image “I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.” — Ellen DeGeneres ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bruises Comedy Feels Funny Hangover Happy memories Humor Memories Mystery
ALCOHOLICS, A big hangover lasts only a day,But our funny,happy,sad,truthful,embarrassing drunken memories will lasts forever!!! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of hangover: in one you feel ill and incapable, in the other you feel ill and lucid. — John Fowles Copy Share Image
When that ineffable compound of depression, sadness (these two are not the same), anxiety, self-hatred, sense of failure and fear for the future begins… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
The other day I try to silence my conscience with alcohol, but all I got was a terrible hangover — Lockedupoet Copy Share Image
I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think what saved me is me being honest. I think I somewhow had the courage to do something and say something that I… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Expect some bumps and bruises when your trying to be independent.” — Michael Barbarulo Copy Share Image
The Montana sunset lay between the mountains like a giant bruise from which darkened arteries spread across a poisoned sky. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
even those who call themselves 'intimate' know very little about each other - hardly ever know just how a sorrow is felt, and hurt… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Domestic violence causes far more pain than the visible marks of bruises and scars. It is devastating to be abused by someone that you… — Dianne Feinstein Copy Share Image
Now it is autumn and the falling fruit and the long journey towards oblivion. The apples falling like great drops of dew to bruise… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“My growing was definitely a series of adventures, followed by bumps, bruises, and many scoldings.” — Cameron Dokey Copy Share Image
“Such a nasty bruise,” he says, staring straight into my eyes. I am stunned he can see it. Delicate to the touch and tender… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
I've taken my bumps and bruises, but you've got to be willing to get knocked down and pick yourself up. You can't get discouraged.… — Jermaine O'Neal Copy Share Image
Artists hold out the mirror to the bruises on the face of the world. — Josef Skvorecky Copy Share Image
When I am assailed with heavy tribulations, I rush out among my pigs rather than remain alone by myself. The human heart is like… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
