Humor Quote by Elle Casey

“Get your ass back on the tree, Jayne, I just lost the mojo.”

— Elle Casey

“I don’t think so,” Ava said. “That last line is a bit dramatic but not in the usual Jayne way. I’m trying”

— Kendra Elliot

“I’m thinking we should have a vibrator ceremony. Maybe we can all stand around in the dead of night, carrying candles and chanting while…

— Kristen Ashley

“Beth, eat your greens. They’re good for you. Come on, eat your peas.” “I don’t want to,” she whined, and we turned to watch…

— Samantha Young

“I’m probably sterile. At least I can stop worrying about getting girls pregnant (if I ever get to have sex with them). Do you…

— Brent Crawford

“Matty,” Jane whispered, “what are you thinking?” He smiled, kissed her navel before glancing up at her. “Barbaric thoughts.” “You’re very pleased with yourself,…

— Charlotte Featherstone

Steve: I can't believe I'm gonna die a virgin. Francine: Aw, sweetie, there was a 70-80% chance of that happening, anyway.

— American Dad

“I suppose your boobs are all squished under that green lace, your nipples crushed. They’re going to need some consolation. I’ll suck on them…

— C.C. Gibbs

“You’d better touch me before something happens spontaneously that makes me look embarrassingly desperate.” “Really?” He lowered just close enough for his chest to…

— Brynn Kelly

“And that’s why we’re sending Boobs McGee.” I slowly swiveled my head to glare at Catcher. “Seriously. You’re, what, twelve now?” *** “Then I…

— Chloe Neill

“Laugh at yourself. It's the single most important aspect of surviving this crazy business. And that's from the man that gave Cap[tain America] boobs.”

— Rob Liefeld

“Men were good for two things: opening jars and a good fuck. As far as I was concerned, Lea could open all the jars…

— Shannon Mayer