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Perjury Quote by Eddie Izzard

“If you commit perjury I don't care. Don't give a shit. I don't think you should because you grade murder. You have murder One. Murder Two. You realize that there can be a difference in the level of murder. So there must be a difference in the level of perjury. Perjury One is when you're saying…” quote by Eddie Izzard
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““If you commit perjury I don't care. Don't give a shit. I don't think you should because you grade murder. You have murder One. Murder Two. You realize that there can be a difference in the level of murder. So there must be a difference in the level of perjury. Perjury One is when you're saying there's no Holocaust when, you know, 10 million people have died in it, and Perjury Nine, is when you said you shagged someone and you didn't.””

Eddie Izzard

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up Comedy: Eddie Izzard Live, 2005

The speaker argues that perjury varies in severity, comparing denial of historical facts to personal lies, suggesting moral gradations in falsehoods.

In simple terms: Not all lies are equal; some are more harmful than others.

Key Takeaway

Recognize the impact of your statements.

Themes

ethics truth morality law communication

Mood

critical provocative

Type

philosophical controversial

When to use this quote

  • court testimony
  • public discourse
  • media interviews
  • personal conversations

Key Concepts

moral relativism legal ethics social responsibility

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do you assess the seriousness of a lie?
  • When should context override literal truth?
A Different Perspective

The analogy may oversimplify complex legal and historical truths.

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