Fall Quote by Doug Stanhope

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

— Woody Allen

Any good kitchen should be stocked up in oysters, shouldn't they?

— Michael Fassbender

Life is hard, we say. An oyster's life is worse. She lives motionless, soundless, her own cold ugly shape her only dissipation.

— M. F. K. Fisher

“Shall the world, then, be overrun by oysters?”

— Arthur Conan Doyle

I live absolutely like an oyster.

— Gustave Flaubert

The oyster leads a dreadful but exciting life. Indeed, his chance to live at all is slim, and if he should survive the arrows…

— M. F. K. Fisher

The world is your oyster... ...too bad you're allergic to shellfish.

— Paul Neilan

I am in a very unsettled condition, as the oyster said when they poured melted butter all over his back.

— Edward Lear

An oyster leads a dreadful but exciting life.

— M. F. K. Fisher

I prefer my oysters fried; that way I know my oysters died.

— Roy Blount, Jr

I heard oysters are an aphrodisiac, which I can't stand, but I think anything you eat with your hands is cute. I don't know.

— Emily Osment

And it is hysterically funny to see someone eating oysters for the first time.

— Kathy Hilton