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Compliments Quote by Daniel Tosh

“Romance works because ladies love dumb stuff and they are…” quote by Daniel Tosh — Download Open image

“Romance works because ladies love dumb stuff and they are easily swayed by meaningless gestures. That's why all dudes have the same technique. It's called lying.”

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“...For like a rugged tree you are hard and sound at the core.”

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I trust you is a better compliment than I love you

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