San francisco Quote by Daniel Tosh

“San Francisco was full of people walking around with their pockets stuffed with 1.2 percent of nothing.”

— Gideon Lewis-Kraus

There is more grace per square foot in San Francisco than any place on earth.

— Fulton J. Sheen

San Francisco is 49 square miles surrounded by reality.

— Paul Kantner

“California is a small woman saying, 'Fuck me.' New York is a large man saying, 'Fuck you!”

— George Carlin

“San Francisco’s a big city, but it can feel like a small town in some ways,” he offered.”

— Alice Clayton

“I think it may truly said that if you are tired of San Francisco, you are tired of life.”

— Charles McCabe

“....Yes, San Francisco was far from all I longed to forget. But I was weary of the flat earth, the heat of summer and…

— Schoenewaldt

“Don't ever make the mistake most New Yorkers do, of underestimating Chicago. They think it's only a postage stamp on a very large envelope,…

— Jeffrey Archer

“SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC OF AMERICA”

— Marie Lu

“This (San Francisco) is the most beautiful city in America, Probably because it looks nothing like America”

— Ilya Ilf, Yevgeni Petrov

“4 If you’re going to San Francisco / Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair / You’re going to meet some gentle…

— Anonymous

The thing about San Francisco is that it has this kind of magical quality.

— Muddy Waters