Country Quote by Daniel Tosh

I am going to sit there and watch Michael Phelps break my record anonymously? That's almost demeaning to me. It is not almost -…

— Mark Spitz

[Phelps] firmly denies that he takes drugs, suggesting that the notorious photo of him smoking from a bong was a one-time lapse of judgment.

— Michael Phelps

When I was six, right before I started swimming, we went to a national competition here in Maryland and watched Michael Phelps swim, and…

— Katie Ledecky

Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!

— Stephen Colbert

Some people are saying that the reason Michael Phelps isn't doing so well is because he let himself get too out of shape. I…

— Conan O'Brien

"What kind of world do we live in? Why are we applauding this guy's abs?" I mean, no offense to Michael Phelps. We like…

— Mark Haskell Smith

Michael Phelps is a beast. He's like a human fish. It's really impressive.

— Nina Agdal

“If I ever meet Michael Phelps, I’m going to tell him that I am that Michael Phelps of random thoughts. Then I’ll challenge him…

— Jarod Kintz

Michael Phelps is a beast. He's like a human fish.

— Nina Agdal

“Michael Phelps collects huhs. Huh? His mouth said nothing, but his actions said it all.”

— Jarod Kintz

[About his marijuana use] I did. It's not something that I'm proud of. It was a mistake as a young man, but you know?…

— Barack Obama

Im still standing by/rooting for Michael Phelps. Our society loves building people up just so we can tear them down too much.

— Philip DeFranco