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“How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.”

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Throwing a McDouble in the air at a fat camp and shouting, LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!

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Until I was thirteen I thought my name was Shutup.

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I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything.

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I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this blind kid…

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Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet.

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Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world…

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Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching…

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If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die...not sorry.

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You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole…

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I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not…

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I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.

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