Humour Quote by Craig Raine

That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato.

— Eugene Ormandy

“The trombone and side-drums in the chamber music of Stravinsky will do well enough in a very smart house-party where all the conversation is…

— Donald Francis Tovey

Stravinsky is masterly: his harmony is conceived so precisely that it can only be the way it is.

— Esa-Pekka Salonen

Stravinskys music, hard, cold, unsentimental, enormously brilliant and virtuous, was now the favorite of my postadolescence. In a different way it achieved the hard,…

— George Antheil

“He gave out a victory-fart, but although this one was long and smelly, it was silent. His asshole was now a broken squeeze-box that…

— Stephen King

“If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.”

— Richard B. Knight

“Psy will go down in history as the first real twenty-first-century entertainer: who else could combine Confucianism and farting?”

— Euny Hong

“What is Lisztomania, and how was it cured? Who was Drog, and what was his prophecy regarding Electronic Music? What preparation do you need…

— Patrick Brislan

George Rochberg once said that 'to be a composer, you need to have fire in the belly, fire in the brain, but most importantly,…

— Michael Hersch

“That tight little accent grated on Clay’s frayed nerves. He thought that if it had been a fart, it would have been the kind…

— Stephen King

“An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Let's shake hands and be friends, but please, I beg you, stop farting like that, because I'm beginning to hallucinate and in my dreams…

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón