Humour Quote by Christopher Brookmyre

“Sulien held up the broken spear, one piece in each hand. “A warhammer did this?” “You saw that hammer the Lightning almost hit Addolgar…

— G.A. Aiken

“Suttung howled. His axe slipped from his hands, the heavy blade impaling itself in the skull of its owner. And that, kids, is why…

— Rick Riordan

“And it was in that moment of distress and confusion that the whip of terror laid its most nicely calculated lash about his heart.…

— Algernon Blackwood

“He slammed out of the room, determined to speak with Captian Overly himself. If there was any way to get the Merhammer turned around…

— Johanna Lindsey

“What happened next? I retain nothing from those terrible minutes except indistinct memories which flash into my mind with sudden brutality, like apparitions, among…

— Guy Sajer

His body rigid with terror as he waited for the savages to something horrible to him—bash his head with clubs, or stab him with…

— Dave Barry

“I was supposed to be trained by a Slayer, and I got the cowardly one. Fucking hell, that was just peachy.”

— Shannon Mayer

“His brain was simmering and bubbling within the cracking tenement of the skull.Flames burst forth from his skull like a corolla,shrieking like voices: -Hell!…

— James Joyce

“Raising Hellfire, I aim her at my final target, and then slowly pull the trigger. Hellfire discharges, sinking into the spiteful Arvy, bullet lodged…

— Cameo Renae

“An ear-splitting screech pierced the silence, followed by another, striking his ears like metal against a hollow bell. The woosh woosh of wind being…

— Laura Kreitzer

UG staff is patching up wargs, and all surviving Guardians are tied up," Wraith said, "But they could probably use some medical attention. Especially…

— Larissa Ione

“In that shrieking the inmost soul of human fear and agony clawed hopelessly and insanely at the ebony gates of oblivion.”

— H.P. Lovecraft