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- Mental illness can happen to anybody. You can be a dustman, a politician, a Tesco worker... anyone. It could be your dad,… — Frank Bruno
- Layers are not difficult for me. You have the luxury of takes, so if you feel like, say, you did not take… — Gillian Anderson
- Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love… — Stephen Colbert
- It was an emotional roller coaster - going from Christmas, then your aunt dies, and then all the stats come out and… — Shaun Alexander
- Imagine that you wanted your children to learn the names of all their cousins, aunts and uncles. But you never actually let… — Unknown Author
- I find weddings really boring. They give speeches, your aunt kisses you on the cheek, and you're at a boring table. But… — Isla Fisher
- Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle. — Alvah Bessie
- Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt… — Dwayne Johnson