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Bill Engvall has 26 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome…
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There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being…
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I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit…
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I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy…
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot."…
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I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible…
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Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
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I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it…
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf,…
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Hat's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already…
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This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'…
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I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
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Home is where you hang your head.
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Home is where you hang your architect.
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When you hang with a bunch of 300-pound linemen, you tend to find the places that are the greasiest and serve the…
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You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys.
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You run for forty-five minutes, you train for an hour and a half, and the rest of the time you hang out…
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Two years gives you enough time to grow and to change, and to, you know, change your priorities. Change where you live,…
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I could always flip between emotions and be available to suddenly do something new. I think it's a part of playing, and…
— Dominic Monaghan
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If you believe, then you hang on. If you believe, it means you've got imagination, you don't need stuff thrown out on…
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You really need to be careful of who you hang out with and who you listen to. They can lead you down…
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When you hang a man, you better look at him.
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Can you hang in there with your investigators when things get going tough? Don't give up on investigators because they have a…
— Richard G. Scott
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You're an expatriate. You've lost touch with the soil. You get precious. Fake European standards have ruined you. You drink yourself to…
— Ernest Hemingway
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