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You Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.
- I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
- In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with…
- The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own…
- If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve…
- You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians.
More You Quotes
- Haiti, Haiti, the further I am from you, the less I breathe. Haiti, I love you, and I will love you always.… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit… — Alexis Arguello
- If one way be better than another, that you may be sure is nature's way. — Aristotle
- It's our hearts and brains that we should exercise more often. You can put on all the makeup you want, but it… — Kevyn Aucoin
- If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know. — Louis Armstrong
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento