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Yes Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
- If someone does offer you a job, say 'yes.' You can always quit later. Then at least you'll be one of the unemployed as opposed…
- Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.
- Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the value of our…
- You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you…
- Cynics always say no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.
- I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's…
- Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.
- Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.…
More Yes Quotes
- Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and they are… — Karen Armstrong
- What is the possible benefit? Can this material save lives? Can it improve the quality of life in Iraq? Can it tend… — Julian Assange
- The object is very clear in the fight against racism; you have reasons why you're opposed to it. But when you're writing… — Margaret Atwood
- I'm really schizophrenic about that, because on the one hand I would say, yes there is, there's something inherently, even violent about… — Lester Bangs
- Yes, sometimes I think that all my writing is nothing more than the compensatory work of a frustrated painter. — J. G. Ballard
- I'm tenacious, I think - I know - and I do also have a quality where if you tell me I can't… — Ellen Barkin
- Art is the child of Nature; yes, her darling child, in whom we trace the features of the mother's face, her aspect… — Unknown Author
- Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that. Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. — Samuel Beckett