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- Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.
- I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
- I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
- Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
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