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Wife Quotes by Les Dawson
- Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
- The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.
- I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.
- My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
- I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke…
- Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a…
- I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
- I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary.
- With wives, men hide behind the air of bravado, which is basically a defence mechanism, I think. Clever creatures, women. Very clever.
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