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Her Quotes by Les Dawson
- My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
- My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.
- I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'
- The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother,…
- Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,' and…
- The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.
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