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My Mother Quotes by Les Dawson
- My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.
- I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.
- My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
- My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
- My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.
- I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.
- I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'
- My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.
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