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My wife said Honey , go get a dozen condoms, I'm horny .... I said Great Darlin, I'll be right back ..... when I got… — Nikhil Saluja
HAPPY life cheat the WIFE..... — EjAzz
I remember that we had wonderful life cuz you have made me to feel like I am your wife.. sometimes I just wished you could… — Bina Lamichhane
You'll have to excuse me if I seem a little full of myself today; my wife called my paycheck cute. — Nikhil Saluja
For happily married life, You must cheat on your wife. — Nikhil Saluja
That nobody you just called stupid gay guy, now has a wife, kids, and has his name sung in praise by everyone. Who's the fag… — Isaiah Harden (Me)
My wife just asked me to do something she saw in a porn movie: order a pizza. — Nikhil Saluja
It always saddens me when someone says I'm not funny, then my wife tickles my asshole and I feel better again. — Nikhil Saluja
I hate it when my wife asks me how my day was, because it's like, doesn't she read my tweets? — Nikhil Saluja
But such an attitude will be awfully stressing for everyone involved: your parents, your husband or wife, your friends, your children, your sister, everyone will… — Nate
When I tried to get a little 'too close' to my girlfriend, Mildred. She told me she would rather get introduced to my parents as… — Jeromy Shingongo
This note left by my wife while going out for shopping. Dear Loving Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out… — Nikhil Saluja
You protected me like your daughter you respected me like your mother but you did not love me like a wife — Unknown Author
I'm 32, I have two kids and a wife, and that's important to me. Obviously, I want to be working on things I'm inspired by… — James Marsden
Husband and Wife lifes are juz like settin up Workshop! Husband workin hard and Wife shoppin hard! =P — Mysterio
When your wife says glass is half empty, don't ever pour philosophy of half empty is half full, just fill her glass full. Simple. — Adhir Amadavadi
I came home real late and my wife says you come home this late again and I'll cut off something you love. I said not… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
I asked my friend if he wanted to hear something funny, He said yes, I replied my wife left me. He waited a second and… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While… — Babloo
If she helps you bury the bodies, Wife her. — Nikhil Saluja
Never criticize your wife directly. If she looks fat in the new dress, say 'honey you have got this dress one size smaller'. — Adhir Amadavadi
I think the pants is more important for men than a wife. There are many places where you can safely go without wife. Where can… — Shubham Joshi
Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters. — Nikhil Saluja
It's the simple things in life, like the kids at home and a loving wife, that you miss the most, when you lose control. — Kenny Chesney
Good father must have at least these three things: Love to the wife, fear of the God, and compassion to the children. — Michael Sams

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