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Wife Quotes by Winston Churchill
- My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
- My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had…
- Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
- In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.
- If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!
- My ability to persuade my wife to marry me [was] quite my most brilliant achievement ... Of course, it would have been impossible for any…
- An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am…
- A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity; but a baboon…
- Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were my wife, I would drink it.
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