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Erma Bombeck has 262 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.
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Even the simplest wicker basket can become priceless when it is loved and cared for through the generations of a family.
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