"If God had meant us to walk around……" — Erma Bombeck
"If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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I read some gossip thing saying, because I looked really uncomfortable in a paparazzi photo or something, they're like, 'He…
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I'm very comfortable with my own body. I come from Broadway — everybody's naked on Broadway. I like to think…
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I'm hideously shy as myself but on stage I can run around naked and bite the heads off fish.
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I never understood the nudity thing. I’m so envious of people who can walk around naked.
— Robert Pattinson
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My mom was very much like 'Love your body, love yourself, run around naked....' Whatever we wanted to do, it…
— Unknown Author
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Peoples attitudes about sex arent healthy anywhere, except maybe in those tribes where they go around naked.
— Asia Argento
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There was just this amazing individuality. It's just a whole different world of optimism and fearlessness, women taking off their…
— Jill Clayburgh
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I don't mean you disregard every rule of your community. I don't go around naked, for example. I don't run…
— Mitch Albom
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For a moment, Jason could only stand there in the hallway with his nose pressed up against the cold wood…
— Julie James
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I contemplate the notion that maybe regrets are a process of accumulation of time, as unavoidable as a closet full…
— Karen Marie Moning
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Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys, they'd…
— Betsey Johnson
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Women don't dress up for Men! They dress for themselves! If women dressed for men! They would of just be…
— Unknown Author
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