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Way Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- You may learn sooner than most generations the hard lesson that you must always make the path for yourself...There is no secret society out there…
- Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.
- You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.
- Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly cynics.
- I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at…
- Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.
- The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.
- Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.…
- It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.
- I cannot stand people who disagree with me on the issue of Roe v. Wade... which I believe is about the proper way to cross…
- Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done. Except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam…
- Pain is the body's way of telling the brain it's in trouble. Similarly, confusion is the brain's way of telling the body, 'All right, buddy,…
- Christianity is the best way to cure gayness—just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into…
- It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.
- God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.
- In America, we know to ignore artists if they're serious in any way.
- The worst thing about affirmative action is that it encourages reverse discrimination, so-called because it goes in the opposite way of how we naturally discriminate.
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- If one way be better than another, that you may be sure is nature's way. — Aristotle