"It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor,……" — Stephen Colbert

"It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is."

— Stephen Colbert

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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

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More Boxing Quotes

This quote is filed under Boxing Quotes, one of 826 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the… — Alexis Arguello
Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
I don't like any sport except boxing and bull fighting. — David Bailey
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. — John Barrymore
A boxing workout is the heaviest thing, but it's the best. The worst part is that boxing gyms are the… — Gael Garcia Bernal
I like very much to ride horses. I like soccer, I have had a passion for boxing since I was… — Andrea Bocelli
Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world. You've got all the fans, lots of hangers-on jumping up… — Frank Bruno
Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world. — Frank Bruno
Boxing is a buzz, but I went into it to make a living. I wasn't going to go into the… — Frank Bruno
I love boxing. There's something fierce about using your body's force that way. — Sophia Bush
I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me… — Muhammad Ali
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed… — Muhammad Ali

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